Family jokes
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
What is it about sisters who argue?
Orphans are cool.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
I see you.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper.
I'd put it under my pillow and while I was sleeping, he would come in and take it. In the morning, he would holler at me for losing the penny.
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
Mother: We need to talk about sex...
Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.
Orphans don’t have parents, lol.
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.