Family jokes
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: __________
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
My mom is actually a mum! 😱
What's the difference between cancer and my dad?
Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.