Family jokes
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Ur mum gay.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.
HERE ARE MY DOGS
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Mom!
Mom (DYM 65).
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.