If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
Family Jokes
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
I once gave birth to 3 children.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
