What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.
Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.
An elderly man was happy to finally see his wife again and was packing. He told everyone about the trip.
"I will see her in one week!"
A week later, he died.
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
"Stop bullying me!"
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
