Family jokes
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Your mom gay.
Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Fat moms.
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Your mum's got big tits.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."