Family jokes
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
My kid had an accident.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
Ur mum gay.
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.