Family jokes
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
My mom left me at a very young age.
My som
Guys stop before I tell my parents!
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
I'm pregnant.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.