Family jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
My som
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
Mom!
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."