Family jokes
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
My Mom: your so pretty! Me:
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
My mom is actually a mum! 😱
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
A man was taking a child into a dark forest.
The child said, "I'm scared!"
The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
Yo mama is Dora.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.
Man, I love working in the orphanage.
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"
My son is broken: "I think at home!"
Happiness!
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.