Family jokes

Mom: Hey hun, need some money for lunch at school?

Son: No, I got 1k already.

Mom: Wait, what, how?

Son: Mom's wallet is magic.

Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.

I love making jokes about orphans!

What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Yo mama so fat, she is fat!

Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.

What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?

"When am I gonna see my parents?"

Lmao.

Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.

A neighbor went up to me and asked me where my parents were. When I said, "In the bed," my neighbor said, "Oooooohh, how long is the penis?" I said, "Wait here," and I interrupted my parents while they were doing some "business" and asked my dad the exact question he said. Then he spanked me.

So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"

Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good, he died to a landmine.

My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!

Heh, stupid orphan.

Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.

A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.

What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?

Self-raising...

Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.

I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.

What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.