Family jokes
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a homepage.
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."