Family Jokes

Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today. Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow? Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you. Orphan: Why? Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.

What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan? The ant knows were home is.

what do spider-Man in orphans have in common There’s no way home

What's a benefit of being an orphan? No one makes yo mama jokes to you.

I was on the train today and saw a cow on it it was quite strange until i realised it was Alfies mum

I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes, they're so family friendly.

Why do orphans cause trouble at school?

So the teachers will call their parents.

I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”

me: do you eat your cereal with water? you: no why? me: cuz your dad never came back with the milk

Son: Dad I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure ur my parents? Dad: oh...., well I never thought it would come to this, or to ur head that you were kidnapped..... Son: am I kidnapped? Dad; well ur adopted, and if you want to see ur biological parents they’ll be waiting for you in heaven

What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?

I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball !

Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME Officer: you ok kid? Me: dont worry! hes my nephew, there was a big spider Officer: oh ok ma'am *walks off* When officer leaves: Me: *gets whip* what did I say about leaving the basement

Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them

Mom asks “Who are you talking to?” The child said “A mistake.”

Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers

How are you and an orphan similar

Both of your fathers are invisible

Or is she asking her son, “Do you know Newton?” The boy said, “No, I don’t know.” She said to him, “If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!!” The boy said, “Ok, do you know Ikhlod?” She said to him, “No, who is she?” He said to her, “If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her.” The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.