Family jokes

I think my family is racist.

I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.

I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.

I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents at first."

Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.

Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.

If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.

When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."

If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?

Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't hit a home run.

Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”

Dad: “Call me George.”

What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.

I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.

I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.

My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."

What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?

An orphan.

If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"

What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.

What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.