Family jokes
Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
I'd like to have kids one day.
I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
Your mom after your dad left and never came back with the milk
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
Your mum's foreheads.
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?