Almost Got My Kids Back

Listen up, buttercup. This dude, CJ SO COOL, made a YouTube video. The title says he "ALMOST Got My Kids Back!" The visual shows him reaching for his kids. You see, his kids are running away from him like you run away from vegetables, which is kinda sad, but also kinda funny because maybe he's not the best dad. But hey, at least he's trying, right? Or is he? You tell me, since your brain probably has the processing power of a toaster.