Family jokes
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
which meme is the best
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
My mom told me to clean the sink, but I couldn’t find you.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.