Family jokes
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥
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Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!