Family

Family jokes

Orphan

  • How do you get an orphan sad?

    You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.

    Orphan

  • What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?

    One you cut into 2 with a knife.

    And the watermelon you cut into pieces.

    Sister

  • My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.

    Orphan

  • An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.

    Dad

  • Ur dad is gay!

    Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.

    I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣