Family jokes
I was born on the moon.
Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
I'm thinking about telling my daughter there's a ghost in the house. At least then I can wear a bed sheet at night and fuck her without her being suspicious.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(