Family jokes
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?
Been fostered.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
My dad was on a hotdog with ketchup.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.