Family jokes

My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.

I was born on the moon.

Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.

Why did the orphan cross the ride?

I forgot.

What did Love name his daughter?

Sweetheart. ♥

I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.

What can orphans not get when playing a sport?

A home run!

Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?

They never had parents to protect them from it.

An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.

"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.

Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!

I'm thinking about telling my daughter there's a ghost in the house. At least then I can wear a bed sheet at night and fuck her without her being suspicious.

Your mum gay.

Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.

Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)

Simpsons.

Meet the Simpsons.

They're the greatest modern family.

From the town of Springfield.

They're a page right out of history.

Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.

What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?

One you cut into 2 with a knife.

And the watermelon you cut into pieces.

When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,

"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"

Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.

My dad went to go get milk.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."