Family jokes
Child: I am hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!
Child: *groans* *walks away*
My dad always wanted one last smoke before his death, so we smoked his ashes.
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"
Woman two: "Did that work?"
Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."
Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?
Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.
Mom: Excuse me?
Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
Your mom gay.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
No one has my back like my dad.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
My dad died the other day, but I was able to hear his last words: "Son, are you still holding the ladder?"
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
April Fools' joke: Go to an orphanage and say your parents came back.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!