Family jokes
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
Your mom dot com.
My mom
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)