Family jokes
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.