Family jokes
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
Joe Mama has a chode.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
When you figure out your sibling is an online dater:
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
My mom
Your mom dot com.
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.