Family jokes
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says, "Hey dad! Whatcha doin'?"
His father says, "I'm filling your mom's tank."
Johnny says, "Oh yeah, well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because the milk man filled her up this morning."
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
Stop, orphan joke!
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.
You wonder and you wonder. Grandma said you better go to bed now. Tell your dad and grandpa, and your dad and your mom.
My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.
Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."