Family

Family jokes

Baby

Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?

Two wongs don't make a white.

Son

Son: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Son: Mom, I’m blind.

Mom: Exactly.

Orphan

So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

Look

My cousin called me ugly.

Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.

Orphan

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because his parents couldn’t help him out!

Memes

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Panty

My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Pig

Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.

Son, he is dinner.

Whore

Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!"

Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore, Linda!"

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...

Garden

I was digging in my garden when I found a treasure chest full of gold. I was about to run inside and tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.