What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Family Jokes
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
I pregnoot.
"Cummy wummy all over my mummy."
Yo momma!
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
