Family jokes
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Memes
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.
Why did Sally die? She got stabbed by her mum.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a homepage.
Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!"
Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore, Linda!"
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
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I was digging in my garden when I found a treasure chest full of gold. I was about to run inside and tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.