Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
Family Jokes
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
