Family jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.