Family

Family jokes

Funeral

At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.

Memes

Baby

If my firnd had a baby like this id call him ✨ "retard" ✨

A close-up image of a newborn baby with a scrunched-up face and mouth open, as if yelling or crying. The image also contains text that says, "My friend just had a baby.."

Orphan

Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"

Mum

Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.

Hillbilly

How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.

Orphan

Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Orphan

Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

Orphan

Why do orphans suck at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple always gets picked.

Orphan

Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?

Orphan: I don't know what you mean.

Me: There is no one to give a present.

Son

I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.