Family jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
Memes
If my firnd had a baby like this id call him ✨ "retard" ✨
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphan, sorry.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.