Family jokes
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Memes
DANG, like for a Cookie
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
I found your parent!
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.