Family jokes

Why did the orphan rob a bank?

For he can be wanted.

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.

Yo mama joke.

What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they can’t find home plate.

Ur dad

Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!

Little off topic but...

Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.

Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.

Mum: Fair point.

What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?

Hug his parents.

Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.

Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?

Dad: . . .

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!

I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏

How are baseball and an orphan different?

A baseball game you can do a home run.

When you see your mom.

Me: bruh

Her: Are you serious right now bro?

Me: Yeah no shit.

Her: *slaps me*

Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.

Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.

Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.