Family jokes
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
"I want to kill my family."
-realizes-
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"