Family jokes
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
The thing my mom birthed.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Mommy, mommy! Are we bank robbers?
Shut up and pass me the note.
Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.
Mommy, mommy! Do we own a sweatshop?
Shut up and keep sewing!
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
Yo mama joke.