Family jokes
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, "Honey put down the knife, we were only talking about getting a divorce."
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
I told a kid his dad is a magician because he disappeared and never came back home.
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I've ever made.
Then I realize, "My daughter isn't THAT bad..."
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
Sister: "Has anyone seen my clothes?"
Brother: "They're still in my bed."