Family jokes
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
I love my family.
Memes
Yo mama so nice she...
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.