Family jokes
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
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What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Hollow Knight Meme
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
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What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.