Family jokes
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There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Memes
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Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
I love orphans. They're precious.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"
I love my family.
Yo mama so nice she...
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.