Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?
Family Jokes
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.
Everyone at the barbecue...
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
