Family jokes
My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Dad: You're adopted.
Son: Where are my real parents?
Dad: >:D They are dead, now come to their grave and sleep there.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful fuck just sat in his wheelchair and cried.