Family jokes
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents are.
I love my job at the orphanage.
Memes
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
I made a website about orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
What did a man say to his boy?
You are my son.
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?
Santa got the milk.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.