Family jokes
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
When you are f***ing your girlfriend and then she tells you that you f**k like your guys' dad.
Then you f**k your mom and she says the same thing.
jake in influencer land be like (meme i made)
My infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.
Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"
Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."
One day, a father was showering, and his daughter ran into the bathroom while he was getting out and drying off.
The daughter curiously pointed to her father's penis and asked, "Daddy, when am I going to get one of those!?"
The father replied quickly, "In about 15 minutes, when your mother leaves for work."
A kid named Billy gets his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money, and his wallet taken by his father.
The father then gets all the money taken from him by the bully’s grandfather along with his own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by Billy along with his own wallet.
Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother had diabetes.
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
You know the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"? Apparently, Santa's the mailman.
I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"
He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."
It was 7:00 a.m. when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep. He got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat. "What would you like for breakfast?" Billy's mom asked politely. Billy replied with, "Whatever Dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!"