Family jokes
I call my dad a motherfucker because he fucked his mom.
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not your dad?"
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
I like your mom naked.
One day, a father was showering, and his daughter ran into the bathroom while he was getting out and drying off.
The daughter curiously pointed to her father's penis and asked, "Daddy, when am I going to get one of those!?"
The father replied quickly, "In about 15 minutes, when your mother leaves for work."
A kid named Billy gets his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money, and his wallet taken by his father.
The father then gets all the money taken from him by the bully’s grandfather along with his own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by Billy along with his own wallet.
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother had diabetes.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"
He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."
You know the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"? Apparently, Santa's the mailman.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”