Family jokes
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Hollow Knight Meme
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
Hey daddy *winky face*
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Yo mama!
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.