Family jokes
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
A boy walks in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the boy screams at his father, and runs out of the room.
Soon, the parents hear screams coming from the father's mother's room. They both go running. They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the father screams. "It's not so easy when it's your mother is it?" says the boy.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.
No one goes in there without my permission!
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Today is sad. My sister got hit by a car, and I lost my license as a driver.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat, but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
My dad was a master of art. He was compared to Houdini due to his skill of disappearing.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!