Family Jokes

Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?

Because of his short cummings.

Pp almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said just put it in.

DAD:I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage

SON:why

DAD:your going to need them

Teacher: Ok class I'm going to ask a question about your family. Alex: Miss my Dad died In 9/11 Teacher: OH NO IM SO SORRY! Alex: Don't worry miss It was only Dad and besides he did what he wanted before he died. Teacher: What was that? Alex: Flew the plane.

why is orphan so scared of the dark they don't have a dad to check the closet,

Why can’t orphans have a five-star GTA because they’re not wanted

A kid is watching tv and sees an ad about adopting an animal,he then turns to his mother and says “do we have to adopt a donkey” “no” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it......we adopted you”.

When we were visiting the hoover dam. I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Wheres the dam snack bar?"

I only remember my fathers last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

Why does sally have a 100 sisters? She lives in a orphanage

Alex: Dad can we get me a little brother from the orphanage? dad: Sure Alex! dad: Were here! orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now! Alex: Dad what is she talking about?!

Why can’t orphans say I’m in the ghetto? Because they can’t say I’m in a home

Why cant orphans work at S.C Johnson?

Because its a family company...

A orphan's first word would be orphan keeper

Teacher I was a orphan once

Student oof

Teacher who are we missing

Student you’re parents

What does Mrs Grapes 🍇 love the most?

Raisin kids.

Dad: "Son, does mommy like having lady-friends over?"

Son: "Nah, mostly men."

Dad: "Do you think you'd be comfortable telling that to a judge in court.."

Kid: Mum how do you know someone is drunk? Mum: See the four birds over there Kid: huh, wait a minute. Mum: A drunk person would see eight. Kid: Mum but there is only two.