Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Family Jokes
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
