Family jokes
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A wishlist.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
FOR REAL
I can smell your kids!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥
Why did the brother cross the road? Because the sister farted.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What is the difference between a grandmother and a maid?
One is hope and the other is soap.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away.
My grandad broke his legs.
To cheer him up, I bought him a Walkman.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.