Family jokes
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.