Family jokes

I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...

I used to be emo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?

I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Not 15, as my basement's still dark.

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.

Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...

I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"

My dad is now a milkman.

Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.

Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.

Birthday girl: Oh wow!

Parent: Anyone missing?

Birthday girl: Your parents.

Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!

Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?

Because his dad never came back with the milk.

My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:

I got it from her when I was born.

Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.

Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?

A: Apples get picked.