Family jokes
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Memes
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.