Family jokes
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
when my dad facetimes me
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?