Family jokes
My mom is bad and my dad is bad.
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
This is so true
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.
I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!