Family jokes
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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Continue.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Dad, I hate you!
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.