Family jokes
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Dad, I hate you!
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.