Family jokes

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Why do kids like to pick on orphans?

Because they can't call their parents.

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.

Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

I made a website for orphans.

There’s no homepage.

Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.

Birthday girl: Oh wow!

Parent: Anyone missing?

Birthday girl: Your parents.

What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?

Still being in the orphanage at 13.

What do you call an 18 year old orphan?

Homeless.

Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?

So he could be called Father Les.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

They can’t run to home.

My dad is now a milkman.

Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.