Family jokes

I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?

I love working at an orphanage.

What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?

"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"

Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!

Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.

Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"

Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"

I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.

For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"

What milk do orphan babies drink?

Not their mom's, though.

What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?

They both went down on my dad.

Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.

Orphan: What are you doing tonight?

Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.

I love telling jokes about orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?

To try and find their parents.

Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

What's the hardest thing to do?

Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")

So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.

Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?

Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.

I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.

Why do orphans like to go to church?

Because they can finally call someone "father!"

Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."