Family jokes

Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?

To try and find their parents.

So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find their home base.

I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.

What did the orphan say to his parents?

I'm tripping balls right now!

My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.

I love telling jokes about orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?

Batman has no one to call "daddy."

Knock, knock.

Orphan: Who's there?

Not your parents!

Me: A lot of things changed since I got my wife pregnant.

Friend: Like what?

Me: My name, my address, my phone number...

Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.

My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”

They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.

Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!

Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?

I love working at an orphanage.

What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?

"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"

Orphan: What are you doing tonight?

Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.

What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?

Motherboard.

What's the hardest thing to do?

Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")

Why do orphans like to go to church?

Because they can finally call someone "father!"