Son: Mom whats dark humor? Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? tell him to clap Son: mom i'm blind Mom: Exactly
never let an orphan watch fast and the furious
all they will talk about is how great their family is
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11"
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but there family died
me:knock knock my sister: whos there me: i eat mop my sister: i eat mop who my mind: i eat my poo my sister getting it
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother "Mom can little girls have babies " his mom answered "of course not" a few minutes later his mom heard him shout to his friend "it's okay we can keep playing
“Uh daddy harder” the orphan said oh wait he doesn’t have a daddy
What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?
"Spiderman: No Way Home."
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company. Probably top. Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
You heard of spider man no way home. Now get ready for. Orphan: no way home.
My dad said wheres pickles the family cat i said im sorry to say hes in the sky, oh i see he passed away no i strapped him to 20 fireworks
Ha orphans are soooooo funny I mean they have many family stories oh wait
An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents
Once my sister was a sister now shes a blister
Why do orphans live in a orphanage
Answer: because they are wanted there
You have to do this and my sister said well I don't care and I said well you care enough to respond back oh my gosh.
My family is like a apple tree my sister is that ugly one that has to ruin in
Why can’t orphans play catch? They never had a dad to teach them
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
whats the difference between family and cats...
cats wont abuse u at christmas
