Family jokes
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Son: Dad, I had sex for the first time.
Dad: Would you like to talk about it?
Son: Sure.
Dad: Sit down and let's talk about it.
Son: I can't, my butt hurts.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
Me: "My grandpa killed 100 nazis."
My friend: "Well, my grandpa killed Hitler."
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!