Family

Family jokes

One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.

Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.

"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.

Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?

Me: The boomerang came back.

A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:

"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."

Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."