The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
tell an orphan ur mom but then remember he doesn't have one
