Family

Family jokes

"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.

Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?

Me: The boomerang came back.

A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:

"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."

Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."

Why are orphans good at being a criminal?

Because they're not wanted.