whats the difference between family and cats...
cats wont abuse u at christmas
Why do orphans like monopoly: To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life
Why do orphans go on holiday To see what family is like
One day there were 3 people a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born that is why she was named rose. Then the second child walked up and yelled ahhhhhh and the mom said shutup billy goat.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them mommy or daddy.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama
uR Adoptodded
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that grandma's ashes was sugar.
Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn't come home with the milk milk.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie? It's always someone you know.
What is an orphans favorite toy
An boomorang
did you know the f in orphan stands for family...oh wait HAHA
we should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell there parents...oh continue
what is the difference betwen an apple and an orphin only the apple got picked up
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake a snake has a home to go to underground
Whats the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple can trace back it's family tree'
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend." The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better." "Thanks Dad," the son says. The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
what do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked? someone: ugly? me: no, trick question, they are still and orphan.
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
