Family jokes
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!