Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
What’s and orphans favorite beer? Fosters
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
What would an orphan priest call himself?
Father Les.
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
