Family

Family jokes

Brick

    • One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"

    The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."

    A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"

    The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."

    Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."

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    • Trash

    • My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."

    "So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂

    Orphan

    • Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."

    Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"

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    • Hopscotch

    • A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...

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    • Orphan

    • So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."

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    • Orphan

    • Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.

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    • Sister

    • When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.