Family jokes
A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...
So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's knob tastes funny.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
April Fools' joke: Go to an orphanage and say your parents came back.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
My sis a fat cow.
Girl playing outside: "Step on a line and you break your mommy's spine." She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming.
Girl playing outside: "Step on a crack and you break daddy's back." She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming.
The husband starts celebrating, gets in the car, and starts to drive away.
The son comes outside and steps on a crack.
The dad then dies in a car crash.
Yo mama is Dora.