Family jokes
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
Me: Mom, I'm tired.
Mom: "Then go to sleep."
Me: No, you don't understand-
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.