Family jokes
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
My sis a fat cow.
Girl playing outside: "Step on a line and you break your mommy's spine." She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming.
Girl playing outside: "Step on a crack and you break daddy's back." She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming.
The husband starts celebrating, gets in the car, and starts to drive away.
The son comes outside and steps on a crack.
The dad then dies in a car crash.
Yo mama is Dora.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
Why did the brother cross the road? Because the sister farted.
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*