I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
Family Jokes
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.
My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
Yo Nan.
I asked my mom to make me a brat. She was sleepy but I said do it anyway. My mom and my dad had fucked last night so he was on the couch but naked. She took a knife and sliced his dick, then put it on a bun, then ketchup and mustard. I said this tasted funny. She was snoring, then I threw it and said, "EW IS THIS A DICK WHAT THE FUCK AHHH!!!!?!?!!!!"
Ever since that day, they haven't fucked again because he ain't got nun to fuck with.
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
The other day my brother hit me. I yelled for mom. No one responded.
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
Son: Mom, can I borrow $50?
Mom: What? NO WAY! Do you think money grows on trees?
Son: Mom, what is money made of?
Mom: Paper.
Son: Where does paper come from?
Mom: . . .
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them where their parents were.
God, I love working at an orphanage!
You should always be happy about family and love.
My sister's boyfriend is pissed cuz I fucked his girl.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
