Family jokes
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!