Family jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."