Family jokes
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Your dad is gone.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.