Family jokes
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees).
Dad: “Trust me, shitting is weirder.”
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."