Family jokes
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Orphans can't find the home page.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
Wives are like grenades. Pull the ring, and the house is gone.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.