Family jokes
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
My mom told me to clean the sink, but I couldn’t find you.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
Ur mom.
Oops my bad! 😬
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.