Family jokes
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?
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Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!