Family jokes
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
Yo mama joke.
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.