Family

Family jokes

Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?

Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.

Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

A kid was asking a mother for money.

Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.

The kid kept asking the mother for money.

Mother: I already told you I don't have money.

The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?

They both don't last a while.

Why do orphans get in trouble at school?

Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.

I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"

Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?

So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."

What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?

Candy is something everybody wants.