Family jokes
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.