Family jokes
Dad's secretary left her position, he told me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
I once gave birth to 3 children.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
I pregnoot.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Your dad has a huge PP.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.