Family

Family jokes

Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Wait, they don't have any.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples actually get picked.

When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?

Why did the cops come over?

Because parents had kids in their basement.

My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.

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  • My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.

    People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.

    1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.

    2. We all give each other a hand when needed.

    Last but not least, we play Twister.

    My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.