Family jokes
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Little Johnny was told by his friend that if you go to your parents and say: "I know the truth," they give you money.
So Little Johnny says to his mum, "I know the truth," so his mum hands him 20 dollars and tells him not to tell anyone. So when Little Johnny’s dad gets home, Little Johnny says, "I know the truth." His dad hands him $50 and says not to tell anyone. So Little Johnny tries it on the postman and says, "I know the truth," and the postman says, "Come here, son."
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!