Family jokes
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
Your mom #69.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.