Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Family Jokes
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
Oh, brother!
Dad's secretary left her position, he told me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
