Family jokes
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
Crispy, Juicy, Tender, I just put my new-born son in a blender.