Family jokes
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
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Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
My mom left me at a very young age.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
You're more uglier.