Family jokes
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
Contact Parent _______
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
My mom left me at a very young age.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.