Family jokes
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Sometimes I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.