Family jokes
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.