Family jokes
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
What would an orphan priest call himself?
Father Les.
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Your mom.
Your dad!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.