New Family Jokes - Page 67 - Worst Jokes Ever

I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?

Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."

Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."

I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!

“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.

Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!

What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?

Because his parents wouldn't let him.

What do orphans be on Halloween?

They be themselves.

I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.

Oh, I just love talking to orphans.

What did the person say to the orphan?

"Where are your parents?"

Why are orphans so fond of shadows?

They're the only thing that accompanies them always.

So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.

"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.