Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
what do blind kids and orphans have in common
they both cant see there perants
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Ur dad oh wait you don’t have that
