Family jokes
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Kylin fucks his sister.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Yo momma!
Hey guys, it's Hailey here.
I'ma start off with henlo ;-;
I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.
So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.
Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.
I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.
Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."