Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
orphans have 263 days on a calendar because they dont have mothers or fathers day.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
If i make fun of orphans they will cry to their parents. Oh wait
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Orphans dont like family feud
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
