There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
which falls faster an apple or an emo kid.
the apple because the emo kid is hanging
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.
There’s no hope.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."
Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*
*Wakes up in an adoption center.*
Damn, it was those kind of papers.
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair.
I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
