Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
I could never fall out a boat because I've already fallen for you.
What does a french guy say when he falls off? Oh no, eiffel!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Summer wasn't too bad either.
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs
there’s no hope.
i met a girl that was 6-5 and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm, she really said ohh snap like a twin tower
dad: "honey ill be right back i need to get some papers " me: "ok" falls asleep.. *wakes up in an adoption center* damn it was those kind of papers..
Chuck Norris once went to hell. After that the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
How the German people could fall for Hitler and the Nazis? There were an awful lot of red flags.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower
I somehow broke more than 206
I broke 342
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean! British: At least our towers didn’t fall😎
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America? Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Why did the towers fall? Becuase someone in call of duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner! Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them! How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb! Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs! Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up! Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me! Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels! Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems! How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer! I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair
I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree
confusion life question!!! . can you cry underwater? . do fishes ever get thirsty? . why don't birds fall out the tree when the sleep? . why is a building called that when its already built? . when they say dog food is new and improved, who taste is?
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins? An Airstrike
Two guys watching a war movie at a Bar are talking , one says to the other. " The Nazi's starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war". The other says " my Dad died in a camp as well...he broke his neck" First guy says " how did he break his neck?" Second guy says " He fell out of the Guard Tower".
throw a few paper airplanes at the twin's in your class see if they fall
