How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.