Failure jokes

I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!

Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!

- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!

Better than Elanga?

My life is the joke.

If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.

Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.

The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...

I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.

Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.

Did you know that former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.

Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.

What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.

So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.

The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.

What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.

They call me an elevator because I let people down.

A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.

Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?

A: One got to finish a race.

what's the worst thing to say to an emo?

if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.

What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.

What do you call a failure in another language?

Me.