My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
