Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
HEY THE BIGGEST DISTRACTION WILL NEVER BE MY TATTOOS IN THIS FACILITY IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING BUT IN ALL SERIOUSLY WELCOME TO THE BIGGEST FRAT PARTY TAKING PLACE NEAR THE OCEAN I AM MOST LIKELY GOING TELL MY FAMILY THIS OR MAYBE NOT DEPENDING WHAT GOING DOWN I AM VERY ADAPTIVE YHREW DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES
Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
I lost my job at a research facility,the people were too chill for me.
Why do hospitals have fans?
To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.
