Facility jokes
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't worry, I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!