What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on man keep your chin up. Wait which one
So here’s this funny story and it’s true. So my mom has this friend when this guy was a kid he was on the school bus and this Mexican kid checked him into the isle so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox and he started bleeding then they both get banned from the bus for a few days so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
George when I saw ur face I had to shoot u with a nerf gun, I you died wimp.
When I saw your face it instantly made me throw up
what did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"face the wall"
your skin so bright you could be used as a highlighter
if every time someone faints when they see your face and i get 1 cent I would be a trillionaire
i saw your license it said your 15 I checked your face it says your 50
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van if you touch my van I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan if you steal ice cream I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
what is an emos most hated game... hangman
because its rubbing it in there face that they cant hang themselves
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass. Not breathing. Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone. Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
a kid went to visit his bully and he says "hows your face" and the kid says "hows your parents" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice
Me: "What are you doing??" Bully: "Where's my nan's urn?!?" Me: "I don't know." Bully: "Tell me!! *says worthless shit*" Me: "Next time you're looking for the urn, don't bother, I smoked her ashes. They were so fucking good. I then used a quarter of them as an exfoliator, cleared my acne and eczema btw!! Then built sandcastles with them, then blew them in your family's face after!"
Don't bully kids.
You are so blind even a spider can see better than you
You got a pig head
Your head is so small even a fly could eat it
